I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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