I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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