I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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