Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
