Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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