I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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