Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
