i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
