I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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