I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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