In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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