There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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