Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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