PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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