what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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