i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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