Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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