omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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