so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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