Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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