Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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