Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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