it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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