Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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