But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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