I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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