Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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