it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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