and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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