i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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