This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
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