I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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