my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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