god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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