haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
operation harelip BJ is a go
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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