We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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