We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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