Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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