in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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