Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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