I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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