you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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