I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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