she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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