so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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