It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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