Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
operation harelip BJ is a go
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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