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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  happy early fathers day!!!

  (829): View more from Dominican Rep

  im not a father

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  about that...

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  those are such fre$h shoes

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  going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.

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  Good luck with that.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick

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• (562): View more from California

  He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome

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• (716): View more from New York

  Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor

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• (817): View more from Texas

  not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Im coming down to miami this weekend

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  We shall drink from the everclear river

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.

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  ....you got kicked INTO a party??

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed

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