If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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