I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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