He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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