i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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