Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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