great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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