Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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