Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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