She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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