walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You are the jesus of drinking
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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