yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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